This Will Solve Everything

A column in the Philly Inquirer suggests taking the voting franchise from Whitey. Personally I think the author doth protest too much. Take a look at this sentence.

"They mean well, but they are easily spooked."

Using a racist slur where perhaps 'frightened" would work? For shame. Clearly a hood resides in Mr. Valania's closet.

"Long dark chicken dance of the national soul," indeed.