Obama Finds Himself And Staff Innocent

Never fear Americans! Obama and his staff have investigated themselves and found themselves to have committed no wrongdoing in their conversations with Gov. Blagojevich about Obama's senate seat.

Imagine the money and time the country will save over the next four years by having a chief executive so pure and wonderful that he can carry on investigations into his own behavior. I imagine him in front of the mirror saying, "Self, did you do anything wrong? No? Well good, that settles that."

Illinois would save a ton of time in money if it just asked Blagojevich to investigate himself. Watergate would have been much less painful for the country if Richard Nixon had been in charge of the investigations into his administration.